and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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