I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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