i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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