This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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