I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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