I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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