I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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