Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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