This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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