Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
only you would photoshop your dick
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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