you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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