just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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