so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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