i will never coherently bang her
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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