i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Still dying that you shit outside
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
