You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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