so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
