At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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