It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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