i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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