i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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