Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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