Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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