im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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