he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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