Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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