oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Panties = found
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
