I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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