Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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