Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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