break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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