I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh god the rape fog is back!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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