when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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