: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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