you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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