she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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