in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Randomize
