Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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