For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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