Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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