508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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