I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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