good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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