am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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