Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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