He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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