Me too!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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