I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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