Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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