I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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