I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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