I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
