i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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