My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I want her autograph on my taint
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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